Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Don't let it slip out again!
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Solid presentation prep, boss
Use this fucking slut
Swallow, count and repeat
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Only one thing can get done around her
I've been missing out
I'll help you get up, baby
I love your ideas, honey
Wanna climb my fucklist?